niccageinabearcostume:

Nobody won this day

niccageinabearcostume:

Nobody won this day

(Source: sofapizza, via swooter)

bettydays:

Let’s just all take a minute to appreciate the kindness of our overlord.

Also, his shirt.

(via rayislame)

typette:

zeedikay:

drcabl3:

jessicreep:

kittydoom:

A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair

Um yes!

I still want to bulk buy these and adonize  batch pink.

And it would still get stuck in my hair…

now THIS is what I’m fucking talking about
EDIT: IT FUNCTIONS AS A FUCKING ORANGE PEELER, AND EVEN A LAMP IF YOU HAVE A STRING AND SOME OIL. SERIOUSLY???

JUST IN CASE YOU APPARENTLY NEED AN EMERGENCY ONE FOR RELIGIOUS SERVICES?

typette:

zeedikay:

drcabl3:

jessicreep:

kittydoom:

A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair

Um yes!

I still want to bulk buy these and adonize  batch pink.

And it would still get stuck in my hair…

now THIS is what I’m fucking talking about

EDIT: IT FUNCTIONS AS A FUCKING ORANGE PEELER, AND EVEN A LAMP IF YOU HAVE A STRING AND SOME OIL. SERIOUSLY???

JUST IN CASE YOU APPARENTLY NEED AN EMERGENCY ONE FOR RELIGIOUS SERVICES?

(via queen-of-worlds-that-dont-exist)

pauladeenandporn:

when I first tweeted these I had to try to hide them from my two psychologist parents but then they got so big that my neighbor told them about it and so they sat me down to ask if I needed help.

(Source: watchthefirefliesdance, via queen-of-worlds-that-dont-exist)

pokemon-personalities:

pokemon-personalities:

WHY IS MASUDA RETWEETING A BUNCH OF PICTURES OF POKEMON PLUSHIES WEARING GLASSES

bless this man

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(via queen-of-worlds-that-dont-exist)

"A tongue has no bones but it can break a heart."

— Ed Sheeran (via kryb17)

(via queen-of-worlds-that-dont-exist)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

suddenly-sara:

Universal cat language for, “See that thing? IMMA FUCK IT UP”

The kitty butt wiggle of doooooooooooom :D

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

suddenly-sara:

Universal cat language for, “See that thing? IMMA FUCK IT UP”

The kitty butt wiggle of doooooooooooom :D

(via mega-nymphia)

unfollower:

i dont get why people say ‘tea is just leaf water’ and then act like coffee’s so great like what do u think you’re drinking. bean water is what

(via kootars)

(Source: artvevo, via 17yr)

thestrayline:

Clint told him to do it for the vine

(via ruinedchildhood)

Novapolitan.

(Source: imanings, via koovapkc)

cutiebabii:

Some doodles of James and Aleks ヾ(^▽^)ノ 

(via kootars)

                    

(via moonprincessserenity22)

harlequinpants:

I went back and imported the bloodsoaked version

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